It was late. I was bored.

Read on for some one line summaries of some of my blog posts, but not as you might expect. Just read on, it will only take 2 minutes.

Thanks to Jorge for the photo.

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Lose Weight While Getting Rich – Stop spending money on cake

How To Create A Ripple And Change The World – Engineer a tactical meteor strike.

How To Talk To Strangers Without Wetting Yourself - Pampers Day and Night

How To Have Killer Effectiveness In Your Work – Bring a gun to the office

How To Be a Million, Billion Times More Successful – Get out of bed

How To Be Carefree And Awesome - Marijuana

Become 100% More Persuasive By Changing One Little Word - I have an IDEA to I have a GUN.

A Day In The Life Of A Traveling Entrepreneur – Sleep, Wake, Eat, Scratch, Sleep

A Happiness Fundamental – Benzol

A Stupidly Simple Way To Have A Productive Day – Wake Up

The Unprecedented Value Of Taking An Interest – £4.52

Don’t Become The Road Kill Of Life – Line up between the white lights

Unfortunately Sir, I Think You Acting Career Is Over – It is obvious your not a tree.

Four Lessons From Minimal Rules Fighting - Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty,

Guaranteeing Blogging Success Without Shooting Yourself In The Head – Wear a helmet.

How To Write The Perfect Blog Post - Re-read this one

I Am Going To Tell You About One Of The Worlds Biggest Problems And How It Can Be Solved – Shoot Mark Zuckerberg

The Practical Art Of Being Irresistible – Rohypnol ( Sorry that was in poor taste, I apologize)

My Friend, You And I Are Both Losers - True

No Forest, Life Is Like A Thai Massage – Dumbass

Proof That Experiencing The World Doesn’t Have To Cost The Earth – When you have the internet

Do Not Fear To Be Great - Tigers are far more dangerous

If You Are Going To Do Something, Do It Properly – Skydiving

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Like I said, I was bored.

Peace.