It was late. I was bored.
Read on for some one line summaries of some of my blog posts, but not as you might expect. Just read on, it will only take 2 minutes.
Thanks to Jorge for the photo.
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Lose Weight While Getting Rich – Stop spending money on cake
How To Create A Ripple And Change The World – Engineer a tactical meteor strike.
How To Talk To Strangers Without Wetting Yourself - Pampers Day and Night
How To Have Killer Effectiveness In Your Work – Bring a gun to the office
How To Be a Million, Billion Times More Successful – Get out of bed
How To Be Carefree And Awesome - Marijuana
Become 100% More Persuasive By Changing One Little Word - I have an IDEA to I have a GUN.
A Day In The Life Of A Traveling Entrepreneur – Sleep, Wake, Eat, Scratch, Sleep
A Happiness Fundamental – Benzol
A Stupidly Simple Way To Have A Productive Day – Wake Up
The Unprecedented Value Of Taking An Interest – £4.52
Don’t Become The Road Kill Of Life – Line up between the white lights
Unfortunately Sir, I Think You Acting Career Is Over – It is obvious your not a tree.
Four Lessons From Minimal Rules Fighting - Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty,
Guaranteeing Blogging Success Without Shooting Yourself In The Head – Wear a helmet.
How To Write The Perfect Blog Post - Re-read this one
I Am Going To Tell You About One Of The Worlds Biggest Problems And How It Can Be Solved – Shoot Mark Zuckerberg
The Practical Art Of Being Irresistible – Rohypnol ( Sorry that was in poor taste, I apologize)
My Friend, You And I Are Both Losers - True
No Forest, Life Is Like A Thai Massage – Dumbass
Proof That Experiencing The World Doesn’t Have To Cost The Earth – When you have the internet
Do Not Fear To Be Great - Tigers are far more dangerous
If You Are Going To Do Something, Do It Properly – Skydiving
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Like I said, I was bored.
Peace.
6 Comments
Belly laughing! Just goes to show you that words can have a lot of meanings. PR baby
Cheers Eduard, Hopefully people will take the other meanings from my advice but you never know.
You definitely have a way with words when it comes to your titles! I love them.
Hi Carmen,
Thanks, glad you like them. I read you 25 career ideas post and have decided that my life is now going to be dedicated to training camels.
You have no idea how much this just made my day. It might be tied for my favorite post of yours ever. Well, tied with all your other posts, but I really also like the one about cake. Oh, that’s all of them?
Damn.
Hi Andi,
Thats what I like to hear – I can still make a pretty girls day. All is good in life.