It was late. I was bored.
Read on for some one line summaries of some of my blog posts, but not as you might expect. Just read on, it will only take 2 minutes.
Thanks to Jorge for the photo.
Lose Weight While Getting Rich – Stop spending money on cake
How To Create A Ripple And Change The World – Engineer a tactical meteor strike.
How To Talk To Strangers Without Wetting Yourself - Pampers Day and Night
How To Have Killer Effectiveness In Your Work – Bring a gun to the office
How To Be a Million, Billion Times More Successful – Get out of bed
How To Be Carefree And Awesome - Marijuana
Become 100% More Persuasive By Changing One Little Word - I have an IDEA to I have a GUN.
A Day In The Life Of A Traveling Entrepreneur – Sleep, Wake, Eat, Scratch, Sleep
A Happiness Fundamental – Benzol
A Stupidly Simple Way To Have A Productive Day – Wake Up
The Unprecedented Value Of Taking An Interest – £4.52
Don’t Become The Road Kill Of Life – Line up between the white lights
Unfortunately Sir, I Think You Acting Career Is Over – It is obvious your not a tree.
Four Lessons From Minimal Rules Fighting - Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty,
Guaranteeing Blogging Success Without Shooting Yourself In The Head – Wear a helmet.
How To Write The Perfect Blog Post - Re-read this one
I Am Going To Tell You About One Of The Worlds Biggest Problems And How It Can Be Solved – Shoot Mark Zuckerberg
The Practical Art Of Being Irresistible – Rohypnol ( Sorry that was in poor taste, I apologize)
My Friend, You And I Are Both Losers - True
No Forest, Life Is Like A Thai Massage – Dumbass
Proof That Experiencing The World Doesn’t Have To Cost The Earth – When you have the internet
Do Not Fear To Be Great - Tigers are far more dangerous
If You Are Going To Do Something, Do It Properly – Skydiving
Like I said, I was bored.