It was late. I was bored.

Read on for some one line summaries of some of my blog posts, but not as you might expect. Just read on, it will only take 2 minutes.

Thanks to Jorge for the photo.

Lose Weight While Getting Rich – Stop spending money on cake

How To Create A Ripple And Change The World – Engineer a tactical meteor strike.

How To Talk To Strangers Without Wetting Yourself - Pampers Day and Night

How To Have Killer Effectiveness In Your Work – Bring a gun to the office

How To Be a Million, Billion Times More Successful – Get out of bed

How To Be Carefree And Awesome - Marijuana

Become 100% More Persuasive By Changing One Little Word - I have an IDEA to I have a GUN.

A Day In The Life Of A Traveling Entrepreneur – Sleep, Wake, Eat, Scratch, Sleep

A Happiness Fundamental – Benzol

A Stupidly Simple Way To Have A Productive Day – Wake Up

The Unprecedented Value Of Taking An Interest – £4.52

Don’t Become The Road Kill Of Life – Line up between the white lights

Unfortunately Sir, I Think You Acting Career Is Over – It is obvious your not a tree.

Four Lessons From Minimal Rules Fighting - Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty, Fight Dirty,

Guaranteeing Blogging Success Without Shooting Yourself In The Head – Wear a helmet.

How To Write The Perfect Blog Post - Re-read this one

I Am Going To Tell You About One Of The Worlds Biggest Problems And How It Can Be Solved – Shoot Mark Zuckerberg

The Practical Art Of Being Irresistible – Rohypnol ( Sorry that was in poor taste, I apologize)

My Friend, You And I Are Both Losers - True

No Forest, Life Is Like A Thai Massage – Dumbass

Proof That Experiencing The World Doesn’t Have To Cost The Earth – When you have the internet

Do Not Fear To Be Great - Tigers are far more dangerous

If You Are Going To Do Something, Do It Properly – Skydiving

Like I said, I was bored.

Peace.

6 Comments

  • May 11, 2010 Reply

    Eduard @ People Skills Decoded

    Belly laughing! Just goes to show you that words can have a lot of meanings. PR baby ;)

    • May 11, 2010 Reply

      Jonny

      Cheers Eduard, Hopefully people will take the other meanings from my advice but you never know.

  • May 11, 2010 Reply

    Carmen

    You definitely have a way with words when it comes to your titles! I love them.

    • May 11, 2010 Reply

      Jonny

      Hi Carmen,

      Thanks, glad you like them. I read you 25 career ideas post and have decided that my life is now going to be dedicated to training camels. :)

  • May 11, 2010 Reply

    andi

    You have no idea how much this just made my day. It might be tied for my favorite post of yours ever. Well, tied with all your other posts, but I really also like the one about cake. Oh, that’s all of them?

    Damn.

    • May 11, 2010 Reply

      Jonny

      Hi Andi,

      Thats what I like to hear – I can still make a pretty girls day. All is good in life. :)

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