Save A Small Puppies Life – Click Here To Download The Free Ebook


No puppies were irreparably harmed in the making of this ebook. Regrettably a few squirrels, a chicken and two turtles did perish. (but this was no doubt coincidental)

What This Book Is:

A how teux quick reference guide  to help make your life slightly better than it is now

The very best of re-edited and condensed into a tiny little package acceptable enough to pass off as a christmas present

17,567 genuinely useful words on everything from talking to strangers without crying to being as effective as a ninja with your work

What This Book Is Not

A new brand of Swiss Cheese

What You Can Do With This Book

Read It. Rebrand It. Pass It Off As You Own Work. Give It Out On Your Site. Email It To 3rd Cousins. Email It To Second Cousins. Email It To Anyone. Try And Sell It. Photoshop Rude Images Over It. Lick It. Use It In Hostage Situations. Take It On A Date.

What You Can’t Do With This Book

Eat It Or Use It To Assassinate Anybody

Enjoy, and a few friendly shoves of this around the local networks would be awesome if you a. can be bothered or b. sober enough to complete the task.

An Added Bonus

As a thank you to everyone who downloads this book I am willing to give each and every reader 15 minutes to answer an questions they might have on anything contained within this book. Lifestyle Design, entrepreneurship, productivity, living abroad or just to say hello. Simply download the book and grab the email address.

Cheers all. Peace.

P.s. If you like the book, please help me out by spreading it around. Thanks.


  • March 25, 2010 Reply

    Glen Allsopp

    Best of luck with it Jonny,

    Just a small thing but you might want to add an ‘s’ on the end of the second eBook mention.

    • March 25, 2010 Reply


      Cheers Glen, greatly appreciated. All the best with getting your nightclub man.

  • March 25, 2010 Reply


    Congratulations on the new ebook, Jonny. I downloaded it but haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but wanted to chime in and tell you that the design is very cool and original!

    I enjoyed your other ebooks and I’m sure that I will enjoy this one, too.


    • March 26, 2010 Reply


      Thanks Karen, greatly appreciated. I hope when you get a chance to read some of the content it will really help you. I have tried to lay it out in such a way that it is easy to scan to an article that is relevant whenever you need to. Lets see if it works. I see you use the same sort of images as another good blogger I follow, where do you get them from out of interest?

  • March 26, 2010 Reply

    Ben Weston


    I love your sense of humor buddy. I actually laughed out loud several moments throughout reading the above.

    My favorite:
    b. sober enough to complete the task

    I’ll do my best

    • March 26, 2010 Reply


      Cheers pal, enjoy and try not to spill ya beer, that would be unacceptable.

  • March 26, 2010 Reply


    great ebook – I just downloaded and its full of good stuff

    • March 26, 2010 Reply


      Hi Jason,

      Welcome to the site and thanks for the comment.

  • March 27, 2010 Reply

    Annabel Candy, Get In the Hot Spot

    I am having trouble downloading this book. It sounds interesting even though I am more of a cat lover and I’m dying to check it out. Not sure what the problem but I’d be barking mad to miss out on this so I’ll definitely try later on my computer.

    • March 27, 2010 Reply


      That is a pain. However, not a problem as I have a solution, I’ll just email you a copy. Isn’t technology great. Hope you enjoy it.

  • March 28, 2010 Reply

    Arsene Hodali

    Sadly, the whole “Teux” thing confused me until I read the post.

    And the puppies thing part too.

    Such a designer/artist thing to do, make your title have nothing to do with the content.

    ps- program = Pages?

    • March 29, 2010 Reply


      Hello Arsene,

      Yeah i quess a straightforward title would get more downloads but then who wants that. As it happens I did use pages to design it as I did it quickly and didn’t want to mess aorund with illustator and layout. Well noticed.

  • March 30, 2010 Reply

    Mars Dorian

    Dude, I’ve just hit the download button – what a crazy introduction, and what a wicked design.

    I hope your ebook lives up to it ;)

    • March 30, 2010 Reply


      Lol, only time will tell Mars, Enjoy my friend.

  • April 7, 2010 Reply

    John Bardos -JetSetCitizen

    Brilliant Jonny!

    Amazing design. Fantastic concept. Great life lessons! Awesome!

    • April 7, 2010 Reply


      John, all I can say it – What a wonderfully pleasing review. Thankyou.

      And even better, thanks for the twitter link. If I can ever do anything to help you out just let me know.

      Thanks again.

  • July 20, 2010 Reply

    Cameron Rogers

    Are there any other sites that gives free sample products and some other free stuffs?*’:

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